Someone just told me that John and Edward are doing a set at tonight’s GASH! at the Macbeth. Apparently the girl who organises it knows the guy who drives them and met them or something. It’s probably bullshit, but are you going to take that chance? Are you going to miss the opportunity to cheer ironically at this pair of virgins? Also, if John and Edward don’t show up, you can watch Sharks and Loverman, who are both much better anyway. To win a pair of tickets, email us and tell me what my favourite movie is. Closest guess wins.